Giveaway 2$ Paypal.. Best Joke wins

[Mique DF Member Posts:13 Threads:1 Reputation 0]

Name ur jokes down !!

[Antaresian DF Member Posts:48 Threads:1 Reputation 0]

Name ur jokes down !!

Reporter: "Excuse me, may I interview you?" 
Man: "Yes!" 
Reporter: "Name?" 
Man: "Abdul Al-Rhazim." 
Reporter: "Sex?" 
Man: "Three to five times a week." 
Reporter: "No no! I mean male or female?" 
Man: "Yes, male, female... sometimes camel." 
Reporter: "Holy cow!" 
Man: "Yes, cow, sheep... animals in general." 
Reporter: "But isn't that hostile?" 
Man: "Yes, horse style, dog style, any style." 
Reporter: "Oh dear!" 
Man: "No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch."

[1337slash DF Member Posts:9 Threads:0 Reputation 0]

Name ur jokes down !!

Reporter: "Excuse me, may I interview you?" 
Man: "Yes!" 
Reporter: "Name?" 
Man: "Abdul Al-Rhazim." 
Reporter: "Sex?" 
Man: "Three to five times a week." 
Reporter: "No no! I mean male or female?" 
Man: "Yes, male, female... sometimes camel." 
Reporter: "Holy cow!" 
Man: "Yes, cow, sheep... animals in general." 
Reporter: "But isn't that hostile?" 
Man: "Yes, horse style, dog style, any style." 
Reporter: "Oh dear!" 
Man: "No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch."

lol

[frosterino DF Member Posts:14 Threads:0 Reputation 0]

why did the chicken cross the road??.... to get to the OTHER SIDE. HAHAhh, oh, wait, thats not funny, thats actually really dark.

[xboxmodss_ DF Member Posts:8 Threads:1 Reputation 0]

Womens rights. Winner!?

[mainjungle DF Member Posts:53 Threads:4 Reputation 0]

When I'm cold I sit in the corner, because corners are usually 90 degrees

[Antaresian DF Member Posts:48 Threads:1 Reputation 0]

Whatever happened to this contest ?

[coolcooler DF Member Posts:8 Threads:7 Reputation 0]

Is Ronald Mcdonald in town? Oh its u

[usamahahmad DF Member Posts:19 Threads:2 Reputation 0]

Name ur jokes down !!

Reporter: "Excuse me, may I interview you?" 
Man: "Yes!" 
Reporter: "Name?" 
Man: "Abdul Al-Rhazim." 
Reporter: "Sex?" 
Man: "Three to five times a week." 
Reporter: "No no! I mean male or female?" 
Man: "Yes, male, female... sometimes camel." 
Reporter: "Holy cow!" 
Man: "Yes, cow, sheep... animals in general." 
Reporter: "But isn't that hostile?" 
Man: "Yes, horse style, dog style, any style." 
Reporter: "Oh dear!" 
Man: "No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch."

lol

haha good one

[node3x DF Member Posts:16 Threads:0 Reputation 0]

Why did Steve Jobs leave his city apartment. THEY HAD TO MANY WINDOWS. ahhhdahdhashd