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Giveaway 2$ Paypal.. Best Joke wins

by Mique - 05-04-2018 - 12:17 PM
#1
Name ur jokes down !!
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#2
(05-04-2018 - 12:17 PM)Mique Wrote: Name ur jokes down !!

Reporter: "Excuse me, may I interview you?" 
Man: "Yes!" 
Reporter: "Name?" 
Man: "Abdul Al-Rhazim." 
Reporter: "Sex?" 
Man: "Three to five times a week." 
Reporter: "No no! I mean male or female?" 
Man: "Yes, male, female... sometimes camel." 
Reporter: "Holy cow!" 
Man: "Yes, cow, sheep... animals in general." 
Reporter: "But isn't that hostile?" 
Man: "Yes, horse style, dog style, any style." 
Reporter: "Oh dear!" 
Man: "No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch."
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(05-04-2018 - 02:39 PM)Antaresian Wrote:
(05-04-2018 - 12:17 PM)Mique Wrote: Name ur jokes down !!

Reporter: "Excuse me, may I interview you?" 
Man: "Yes!" 
Reporter: "Name?" 
Man: "Abdul Al-Rhazim." 
Reporter: "Sex?" 
Man: "Three to five times a week." 
Reporter: "No no! I mean male or female?" 
Man: "Yes, male, female... sometimes camel." 
Reporter: "Holy cow!" 
Man: "Yes, cow, sheep... animals in general." 
Reporter: "But isn't that hostile?" 
Man: "Yes, horse style, dog style, any style." 
Reporter: "Oh dear!" 
Man: "No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch."

lol
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#4
why did the chicken cross the road??.... to get to the OTHER SIDE. HAHAhh, oh, wait, thats not funny, thats actually really dark.
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#5
Womens rights. Winner!?
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#6
When I'm cold I sit in the corner, because corners are usually 90 degrees
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#7
Whatever happened to this contest ?
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#8
Is Ronald Mcdonald in town? Oh its u
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#9
(05-07-2018 - 12:36 AM)1337slash Wrote:
(05-04-2018 - 02:39 PM)Antaresian Wrote:
(05-04-2018 - 12:17 PM)Mique Wrote: Name ur jokes down !!

Reporter: "Excuse me, may I interview you?" 
Man: "Yes!" 
Reporter: "Name?" 
Man: "Abdul Al-Rhazim." 
Reporter: "Sex?" 
Man: "Three to five times a week." 
Reporter: "No no! I mean male or female?" 
Man: "Yes, male, female... sometimes camel." 
Reporter: "Holy cow!" 
Man: "Yes, cow, sheep... animals in general." 
Reporter: "But isn't that hostile?" 
Man: "Yes, horse style, dog style, any style." 
Reporter: "Oh dear!" 
Man: "No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch."

lol
haha good one
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#10
Why did Steve Jobs leave his city apartment. THEY HAD TO MANY WINDOWS. ahhhdahdhashd
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