Would you rather...

[Getthem DF Member Posts:1 Threads:1 Reputation 0]

Eat metal cake while breaking all your teeth or push a metal pipe right up your butt?

[Goose OG Posts:208 Threads:8 Reputation 22]

Probably the pole. The teeth sounds so painful...

[yums DF Member Posts:684 Threads:44 Reputation 34]

Shove a metal pipe up my ass, if I harm myself I can get surgery. To be honest, it would be less painful, because you never stated the size of the pipe and I won't be scarred for life.

[Grunge DF Member Posts:357 Threads:30 Reputation 21]

I would take the pipe up my ass sadly.. Toothaches are the worst!

[zer0 DF Member Posts:10 Threads:2 Reputation 0]

I don't understand the bad part of the second option?

[Sweety_8705 DF Member Posts:4 Threads:0 Reputation 0]

Sadly I would pick the pole and hope for tons of lube XD

[Reckless DF Member Posts:12 Threads:0 Reputation 0]

I am sadistic so probably the teeth

[Linkz >Marijuana< Posts:445 Threads:46 Reputation 30]

Wtheck lmao the teeth for sure

[Ink DF Member Posts:6 Threads:1 Reputation 0]

Wtheck lmao the teeth for sure

same my friend ^^

[leflers DF Member Posts:7 Threads:0 Reputation 0]

same my friend
Its to met you mty friend~!