Would you rather...

[tom0111 DF Member Posts:24 Threads:3 Reputation 0]

the pole because i'm gay as fuck

[Antaresian DF Member Posts:48 Threads:1 Reputation 0]

Most likely the pole.

[Machow8 DF Member Posts:20 Threads:0 Reputation 0]

Eat metal cake while breaking all your teeth!

Second option is much more painful! D=

[wody123 DF Member Posts:18 Threads:0 Reputation 0]

pipe for sure, why the fuck would you eat a metal cake

[cooldude69 DF Member Posts:15 Threads:0 Reputation 0]

dat pipe fuck having no teeth

[Rem DF Member Posts:36 Threads:2 Reputation 0]

first choice bro hahhah

[guestuser DF Member Posts:18 Threads:0 Reputation 0]

none of the above for me

[void DF Member Posts:15 Threads:0 Reputation 0]

Shove a metal pipe up my ass, if I harm myself I can get surgery. To be honest, it would be less painful, because you never stated the size of the pipe and I won't be scarred for life.

[BigRog DF Member Posts:15 Threads:0 Reputation 0]

Definitely the pipe

[ballplopper DF Member Posts:18 Threads:1 Reputation 0]

Pipe up the ass for me baby