Why did the chicken cross the road

[Pastrie DF Member Posts:3 Threads:2 Reputation 0]

Why o why did the chicken cross the road, will the world ever know.

[123 DF Member Posts:474 Threads:41 Reputation 13]

So he could drink bleach

[dvndy123 DF Member Posts:5 Threads:0 Reputation 0]

This question is so bad dude!

[Zeno DF Member Posts:8 Threads:0 Reputation 0]

To either eat food; or escape from a child chasing it (with foaming mouth and eating utensils).

[wally DF Member Posts:6 Threads:0 Reputation 0]

To get to the idiots house, Knock Knock ;)

[Vnon DF Member Posts:3 Threads:1 Reputation 0]

To get to the other side!

[xdemayhem DF Member Posts:5 Threads:0 Reputation 0]

Chicken crossed to road... to chase chicks, duh.

[anon942 DF Member Posts:4 Threads:0 Reputation 0]

So he can fart on the other side

[goldenshibby DF Member Posts:1 Threads:0 Reputation 0]

because he is an idiot

[Meler DF Member Posts:1 Threads:0 Reputation 0]

He crossed the road to get to the other side.