Tell you're best "I can't make this stuff up" story

[u_noriginal DF Member Posts:3 Threads:3 Reputation 0]

One time I went on a cruise, and this one guy from Alabama had been eyeing me the whole week. He didn't like the color of my skin and decided to act on the last day. So he strangled me and attempted to throw me overboard.

[beta DF Member Posts:120 Threads:11 Reputation 3]

One time a stubbed my toe

[MI6 Spy Posts:126 Threads:16 Reputation 5]

one time i drank water...it was soggy