How do you start your day off?

[Sea Rem is best grill Posts:419 Threads:57 Reputation 28]

As the title says, how do you start your mornings?

For me, I wake up take a piss, check my emails, then grab a cup of coffee or two and carry on with my business throughout the day.

[Cunt Virtual Genitalia Posts:113 Threads:21 Reputation 21]

By waking up. :tears:

[Chucky DF Member Posts:79 Threads:6 Reputation 4]

My mornings usually consist of hang overs.

[Dread Retired Posts:533 Threads:79 Reputation 92]

As the title says, how do you start your mornings?

For me, I wake up take a piss, check my emails, then grab a cup of coffee or two and carry on with my business throughout the day.

My mornings are full of stress xD

Wake my happy go lucky ass up at the last minute and get ready for my day at work :P

[Crow DF Member Posts:72 Threads:5 Reputation 0]

Normally I like to wake up and get coffee and attend my morning yoga class, but recently they have been getting tired of me for some reason.
I don't know if it's because I'm hairy and green because I haven't shaved in months or what, but I get some rude looks.





In truth I like to wake up, have a morning cup of coffee and start cooking some bacon and eggs.
I also live in a cabin in a rather remote location so I step onto my back porch every morning with my coffee and just scream as loud as I can and listen to it echo down the valley.

Once I had a religious doorknocker at my front door and I stepped out and screamed on the back without knowing they were there and all I heard was a car hastily speeding off and when I looked out the front door, I had a bunch of religious propaganda literature left on my doorstep and a trail of dust in the air down my driveway.


Probably could never live in the city because I enjoy having my morning scream a little too much, I'd miss it.

[Rebecca Demon Princess Posts:662 Threads:30 Reputation 64]

Wake up, go to the toilet, put on the kettle to make the baby formula, pick the baby up, change her, put her back down and continue making the formula, pick her up again, sit on my bed, feed her the formula, burp her, try and find time to eat breakfast, fails, tries to entertain daughter, fails, she cries, I cry.

[goron69 DF Member Posts:16 Threads:0 Reputation 0]

watch god emporer trump and pray

[Sinful You've been purged! Posts:1,428 Threads:300 Reputation 95]

I wake up, have breakfast, go to the toilet, clean my teeth, get ready and then get on bus to college.

[Rick Wubba lubba dub-dub! Posts:996 Threads:106 Reputation 30]

Well by the time my mornings start it is no longer considered 'morning' lmao

[Jade DF Member Posts:202 Threads:7 Reputation 10]

I wake up, wash my face (to wake up), eat, wash myself again, grab my stuff and leave.