1 - Three dudes walk into a bar. What do they say?
2 - Two people fall off a boat. One gets back on the boat drenched. The second one came back with their hair not wet. What happened?
3 - What's worse than having a worm in your apple?
4 - Why do 60% of men enjoy watching amateur porn?
Dude: "Hey girl you looking for good sex?"
Girl: "No?"
Dude: "Welp, you came to the right place!"
1 - ouch
2 - The second doesn't have hair
3 - The holocaust
4 - They feel better about their dick size
2 - Two people fall off a boat. One gets back on the boat drenched. The second one came back with their hair not wet. What happened?
3 - What's worse than having a worm in your apple?
4 - Why do 60% of men enjoy watching amateur porn?
Dude: "Hey girl you looking for good sex?"
Girl: "No?"
Dude: "Welp, you came to the right place!"
1 - ouch
2 - The second doesn't have hair
3 - The holocaust
4 - They feel better about their dick size
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She said do you love me,
I tell her only partly,
I only love mah bed & mah llama am sorry