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pls laugh at my jokez

by 2drunk4sex - 07-24-2018 - 08:28 PM
#1
1 - Three dudes walk into a bar. What do they say?
2 - Two people fall off a boat. One gets back on the boat drenched. The second one came back with their hair not wet. What happened?
3 - What's worse than having a worm in your apple?
4 - Why do 60% of men enjoy watching amateur porn?


Dude: "Hey girl you looking for good sex?"
Girl: "No?"
Dude: "Welp, you came to the right place!"








1 - ouch
2 - The second doesn't have hair
3 - The holocaust
4 - They feel better about their dick size
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She said do you love me, 
I tell her only partly,
I only love mah bed & mah llama am sorry
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#2
i guessed the first one right lets go
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#3
tried laughing didn't work
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#4
(07-25-2018 - 05:21 PM)BoxDam420 Wrote: tried laughing didn't work
Buddy, two wrongs don't make a right, take your parents as an example
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She said do you love me, 
I tell her only partly,
I only love mah bed & mah llama am sorry
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#5
(07-25-2018 - 06:28 PM)2drunk4sex Wrote:
(07-25-2018 - 05:21 PM)BoxDam420 Wrote: tried laughing didn't work
Buddy, two wrongs don't make a right, take your parents as an example

Ok, you made me laugh with that one.
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#6
This isn't funny at all lel.

Aikru.
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#7
the Holocaust one and dick size gave me a good laugh
GNAA x Odyssey
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