a boy and his dad

[WhoTheFucksThat DF Member Posts:26 Threads:6 Reputation 0]

A boy asks his dad, “What’s the difference between potential and realistic?” The dad tells him to go ask the rest of his family if they’d sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and then he’d tell him the answer. The boy goes up to his mom and asks her. She responds, “A million dollars is a lot of money sweetheart. I could send you, your sister, and your brother to great colleges, so sure, I would!” He then goes and asks his sister to which she replies, “Brad Pitt? Hell ya, he’s the hottest guy ever!” Next, the boy asks his brother who replies, “A million dollars? Hell yes I would. I’d be rich!” When the boy excitedly returns to his dad with the family’s responses, the dad says, “Well son, potentially, we have three million dollars. Realistically, we have two sluts and a queer.”

[Flink DF Member Posts:36 Threads:3 Reputation 0]

That was good xD

[LeanDev DF Member Posts:136 Threads:18 Reputation 0]

Hahaha nice one xD

[4133532 DF Member Posts:9 Threads:0 Reputation 0]

lmao im dead XD

[ExpressSell DF Member Posts:31 Threads:10 Reputation 0]

Lolx its sounds funny

[Penance DF Member Posts:19 Threads:0 Reputation 2]

A boy asks his dad, “What’s the difference between potential and realistic?” The dad tells him to go ask the rest of his family if they’d sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and then he’d tell him the answer. The boy goes up to his mom and asks her. She responds, “A million dollars is a lot of money sweetheart. I could send you, your sister, and your brother to great colleges, so sure, I would!” He then goes and asks his sister to which she replies, “Brad Pitt? Hell ya, he’s the hottest guy ever!” Next, the boy asks his brother who replies, “A million dollars? Hell yes I would. I’d be rich!” When the boy excitedly returns to his dad with the family’s responses, the dad says, “Well son, potentially, we have three million dollars. Realistically, we have two sluts and a queer.”

that wasa pretty goods lol

[Kid Banned Posts:19 Threads:1 Reputation 0]

A boy asks his dad, “What’s the difference between potential and realistic?” The dad tells him to go ask the rest of his family if they’d sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and then he’d tell him the answer. The boy goes up to his mom and asks her. She responds, “A million dollars is a lot of money sweetheart. I could send you, your sister, and your brother to great colleges, so sure, I would!” He then goes and asks his sister to which she replies, “Brad Pitt? Hell ya, he’s the hottest guy ever!” Next, the boy asks his brother who replies, “A million dollars? Hell yes I would. I’d be rich!” When the boy excitedly returns to his dad with the family’s responses, the dad says, “Well son, potentially, we have three million dollars. Realistically, we have two sluts and a queer.”

That is just way to funny!

[Billie OwO what's this? Posts:877 Threads:69 Reputation 57]

This made me spit out the milk I drank.

[DullsRiches DF Member Posts:11 Threads:0 Reputation 0]

good one lmao :P

[xboxmodss_ DF Member Posts:8 Threads:1 Reputation 0]

Finally a good joke