Would you rather?

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Having huge balls sounds way more difficult to carry around tbh

You'd have to spend money on buying larger clothes that fit.

Not only that but I feel like it would be harder to "hide".

Having an Hugh Mungus penis would be ok because you can twist it or even make a knot if it's big enough, you know?

Of course, the pretzel is very popular with the ladies.