Two Cute dogs

[Samuels DF Member Posts:0 Threads:0 Reputation 0]

Two Cute dogs

A man walks into a shop and sees a cute little dog.He asks the shopkeeper, "Does your dog bite?" The shopkeeper says, "No, my dog does not bite." The man tries to pet the dog and the dog bites him."Ouch," he says, "I thought you said your dog does not bite!" The shopkeeper replies, "That is not my dog."

[Rebecca Demon Princess Posts:663 Threads:30 Reputation 64]

Lmao well he wasn't lying or anything. Good one. I'll tell that to my mother in law.

EDIT: She laughed.

[mojtabazibayi DF Member Posts:2 Threads:0 Reputation 0]

lol fairly cheesy, if only it worked like that in real life Tongue