(07-13-2018 - 02:53 PM)2drunk4sex Wrote: Anybody have their own original shower thoughts? I'm trying to read some good ones.
Cheers~
-The brain may have named itself, but it also recognized that it named itself and was surprised when it realized that.
-11PM is later in the day than 12PM.
-There are people too old and people too young to know what an MP3 player is.
-The closest thing in front of you is the furthest thing behind you.
-When something gets cold its particles move slower, so a refrigerator is basically just a slow motion machine.
-Somebody at google was just like "yea, just have someone drive down every road on fucking earth".
And you know what? They did it.
-Since there are 3600 seconds in an hour, and most people make less than $36.00/hr, their time is worth less than a penny per second. It's literally worth your time to pick up a penny from the ground.
-It must suck to be an air conditioner repairman. You spend your day working in buildings that have no air conditioning. When it's fixed and finally cool, you leave.
-Your future self is talking shit about you
-Watching a graduation ceremony is like sitting through a movie that's entirely end credits
P.S these are not mine, but damn they are some good ones, had to share.