Shower Thoughts

[2drunk4sex DF Member Posts:62 Threads:11 Reputation 0]

Anybody have their own original shower thoughts? I'm trying to read some good ones.


Cheers~

[2drunk4sex DF Member Posts:62 Threads:11 Reputation 0]

About girls :D hehehe xd

weak reply u weirdo

[Danielisdead DF Member Posts:17 Threads:2 Reputation 0]

Anybody have their own original shower thoughts? I'm trying to read some good ones.


Cheers~

-The brain may have named itself, but it also recognized that it named itself and was surprised when it realized that.
-11PM is later in the day than 12PM.
-There are people too old and people too young to know what an MP3 player is.
-The closest thing in front of you is the furthest thing behind you.
-When something gets cold its particles move slower, so a refrigerator is basically just a slow motion machine.
-Somebody at google was just like "yea, just have someone drive down every road on fucking earth".
And you know what? They did it.
-Since there are 3600 seconds in an hour, and most people make less than $36.00/hr, their time is worth less than a penny per second. It's literally worth your time to pick up a penny from the ground.
-It must suck to be an air conditioner repairman. You spend your day working in buildings that have no air conditioning. When it's fixed and finally cool, you leave.
-Your future self is talking shit about you
-Watching a graduation ceremony is like sitting through a movie that's entirely end credits

P.S these are not mine, but damn they are some good ones, had to share.

[BakedSalmon22 DF Member Posts:19 Threads:5 Reputation 0]

Daniel you are a legend

[2drunk4sex DF Member Posts:62 Threads:11 Reputation 0]

Anybody have their own original shower thoughts? I'm trying to read some good ones.


Cheers~

-The brain may have named itself, but it also recognized that it named itself and was surprised when it realized that.
-11PM is later in the day than 12PM.
-There are people too old and people too young to know what an MP3 player is.
-The closest thing in front of you is the furthest thing behind you.
-When something gets cold its particles move slower, so a refrigerator is basically just a slow motion machine.
-Somebody at google was just like "yea, just have someone drive down every road on fucking earth".
And you know what? They did it.
-Since there are 3600 seconds in an hour, and most people make less than $36.00/hr, their time is worth less than a penny per second. It's literally worth your time to pick up a penny from the ground.
-It must suck to be an air conditioner repairman. You spend your day working in buildings that have no air conditioning. When it's fixed and finally cool, you leave.
-Your future self is talking shit about you
-Watching a graduation ceremony is like sitting through a movie that's entirely end credits

P.S these are not mine, but damn they are some good ones, had to share.

Thank you daniel, I'm currently printing this out and posting it on my shower wall. You're a great lad.

[Hectic DF Member Posts:17 Threads:0 Reputation 0]

Damn daniel, back at it again with those white vans, oh wait wrong daniel. Nice shower thoughts :P