Pickuplines

[freezone4000 DF Member Posts:13 Threads:2 Reputation 0]

Posted: 05-10-2018 - 02:03 AM
Damn girl... You smell even better when you're awake~

-cringe- lol

lol

[strobe DF Member Posts:19 Threads:3 Reputation -1]

Are you from ireland because everytime I see you my penis starts Dublin

[2drunk4sex DF Member Posts:62 Threads:11 Reputation 0]

"I don't really like sports, but I like my women unconscious"
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Me: "u looking for good sex?"

her: "no"

Me:"Well you came to the right place"

[rofyt DF Member Posts:16 Threads:1 Reputation 0]