Kill The User Above You!

[Red Painting the town Red Posts:3,756 Threads:228 Reputation 92]

This one should be very fun and dark. Huehue.

Simply post how you would kill the person above you.  You can go in detail or not, it's all for the fun of dark humor.

[Senpai DF Member Posts:441 Threads:60 Reputation 36]

With a marshmallow :)

[Wubz Emerald Member Posts:183 Threads:0 Reputation 56]

This one should be very fun and dark. Huehue.

Simply post how you would kill the person above you.  You can go in detail or not, it's all for the fun of dark humor.

Slit his wrists and throat, then have him choke on all of his recent posts, then cut out his intestines, wrap them around his neck, then proceed to hang him from his intestines.  :yus::oscar:

[Red Painting the town Red Posts:3,756 Threads:228 Reputation 92]

This one should be very fun and dark. Huehue.

Simply post how you would kill the person above you.  You can go in detail or not, it's all for the fun of dark humor.

Slit his wrists and throat, then have him choke on all of his recent posts, then cut out his intestines, wrap them around his neck, then proceed to hang him from his intestines.  :yus::oscar:

I'd make you drink water from the Fountain of Youth then give you to Rolf Harris in his jail cell.

[Wubz Emerald Member Posts:183 Threads:0 Reputation 56]

This one should be very fun and dark. Huehue.

Simply post how you would kill the person above you.  You can go in detail or not, it's all for the fun of dark humor.

Slit his wrists and throat, then have him choke on all of his recent posts, then cut out his intestines, wrap them around his neck, then proceed to hang him from his intestines.  :yus::oscar:

I'd make you drink water from the Fountain of Youth then give you to Rolf Harris in his jail cell.

Good thing the Fountain of Youth only makes you immortal from aging deaths, suicide is still on the table.

[jokerun DF Member Posts:4 Threads:0 Reputation 0]

when life is threatened

[Dread Retired Posts:532 Threads:79 Reputation 87]

@jokerun, I'd wrap you up like a joint and smoke you :P

[Red Painting the town Red Posts:3,756 Threads:228 Reputation 92]

@jokerun, I'd wrap you up like a joint and smoke you :P

I'd poison your food and feed you to Sharks.

[drake13 DF Member Posts:46 Threads:2 Reputation 0]

With an axe directly in his head

[Red Painting the town Red Posts:3,756 Threads:228 Reputation 92]

I'd kill you with a unicorn spike.