[18+] Devil's Sex Joke!

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[18+] Devil's Sex Joke!

"Voodoo Dildo"

There was a Dr. who was always away from home for business trips etc.

His wife was becoming unfaithful, so one 

day before leaving for another trip away.

The Dr. went to Bed, Bath and Beyond!

Where he found a door that said "BEYOND"

So he entered it and met this man, pretty weird fellow he thought but asked him if he had any sex toys he could get for his wife so when he leaves for his trip, she won't have an affair while he's gone.

The odd man looked at him, up and down for a second and told him that he had just what he was looking for...

"VOODOO DILDO"

The Dr. was surprised at first and very skeptical.

The weird man told him how it works..

You simply have your wife say "Voodoo Dildo" and the area

 she wants it to do its magic ;)

But when she wants it to stop she has to say "Voodoo Dildo in the Box" so the dildo will go away for the time being. 

The creepy guy urged the Dr. on that last line.

So the Dr. was happy with his purchase and went home to show his wife.

He explained to her exactly what the odd man had told him and left for his plane for his business trip.

A few hours pass and his wife starts to get the urges for pleasure...

She says "Voodoo Dildo my P*ssy"

Only a few seconds after the dildo comes flying out of the box and starts ramming her in the specified area... 

A hour or so goes by and shes had her fill ;;) ut forgot what to say when shes done using the dildo.

So she runs out to her car to drive to the hospital and shes speeding by this point becuase its still F*cking her.

She speeds passed a parked cop going 80 mph, 30 mph over the 

speed limit, so the cops gets on chase with her car ans hits his sirens pulling her over.

The wife is losing her mind from the pleasure and frustration of not having it end. So the cop comes up to her window and asks he why she was speeding so fast and if there was a serious problem.

The wife tells the officer "If I tell you, you wont believe me"

The cop then looks back at her and tells her to just tell him, he's heard of strange things before and just wants to help.

She explains she has a voodoo dildo..

 Immediately the cop laughs and says "Voodoo dildo my ass" 

[12GA fuck with me Posts:215 Threads:32 Reputation 1]

omg, I havent laughed this hard in so long.

[Harry Potter Gryffindor's Seeker Posts:503 Threads:103 Reputation 20]

lmao i have watched this scene! XD One of best movies i have watched!